Random Q&A

• Why is your page called Shifted Contents? You know those “contents may have shifted in transit” stickers on parcels, then you open it and everything is messed up and broken? That’s how my house feels most of the time!
• Where are you from? Edmonton, Alberta
• What is your eye color? Hazel. Like if brown eyes and green eyes had a baby.
• What is your natural hair color? Your guess is as good as mine!
• Do you have children? Yes, a matching set, 2 for 1 deal.
• Do you plan to have more children?  I’m good, thanks.
• What is your favorite color? Borrring.
• What do you do in your spare time? What is that?
• Coke or Pepsi? Coffee.
• What are 3 things that bother you? Only 3? Unnecessarily loud people. The booger that forms at the end of the pump of a bottle of lotion if you don’t use it for a few days. Vegans.
• What is the last thing you ate? A salad. Made of cookies.
• Do you have any relatives in prison? Likely.
• Have you ever been to prison? Not yet!
• Could you live without the internet? NO. Not even gonna lie.
• Who would you call first if you won the lottery? Travel agent! Later dudes.
• What is your least favorite movie? Anything with Tom Cruise.
• What is your favorite TV show? Game of Thrones.
• Zombies or Vampires?  Zombies.
• What is your favorite, beer, wine or vodka? Yes.
• Cats or Dogs? Dogs, I prefer my pets not to hate me.